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Monday, August 29, 2011

Top 5 MTV Video Music Awards WTF? Moments...Y'all knew it was coming!

#1



Ok, so what were Katy Perry and Nikki Minaj really going for last night? They were both teeter tottering on the edge of ridiculousness with those get ups!

Nikki looked like the Queen of the Doodle Bears while Katy,at times, looked like Rainbow Bright's younger sister on acid. As Wendy Williams would say "I can't"...no bueno.



#2




Lil' Wayne...why did you come out there in leopard jeggings and purple drawers? Looking like the Jumping Jack FlashWhoopi Goldberg?!?!?

Call me when you get off of this Hip Pop and get back to the Wayne that does this thing we call HIP HOP! Where are the Hot Boys when you need them? You know them dudes would kill to do a reunion right about now!



#3




Ok Wiz Khalifa, as my momma would say “Where you think you goin’ with me looking like that?” Those are the words Amber Rose should have uttered to him before walking out looking like he was headed to the corner store to get some Jolly Ranchers and Chews (don’t act you don’t remember Chews).

I was afraid that the dinginess of Wiz’s shirt would rub off on Amber‘s cute playsuit. As far as these two go, in the words of PoshPerita “Girl I guess…” (o_0)


#4

Selena Gomez...Wizards of Waverly place for real! I understand that she was trying to be “edgy” but hmmm!?!?! It’s obvious that Elvira 2.0 has cast a “spell” on Justin.

Justin looks like he might have to be on suicide watch if this cougar decides her young cub has gotten too old and casts him to the wild! But hey – I can’t knock young love so I wish them much happiness!


#5



Kim Kardashian…Please, please, please someone explain to me why she was there? I didn’t know you get invited to the VMA’s and get a prime seat for doing nothing. Don’t say she had a song…if that was the case Kim Zolziak should have been there as well, clutching her pearls expecting to win Best New Artist (how can we forget the gem “Tardy for the Party"?).

Well – she did do a somewhat mediocre job of blowing Ray’s bagpipes on camera so maybe that counts as an instrument? As the kids say…IDK.




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